Tag: daily show
conspiracy theorists really hate humanity
by Greg on Jul.24, 2009, under Science Life Musing
Yesterday, New Jersey exploded. Apparently, everyone in that densely packed state of gardens was taking tax payer money and building structures made out of cheez whiz and pepsi max recycled cans. It was a field day for those people who take time out of their lives to make elaborate arguments (on youcrazytube) for an ever increasing conspiracy that explains just about everything that has happened in say, the past 100 years. You know what i’m talkin bout, willises. 911, elders of zion, fluoride, megan fox’s thumbs, playing thriller backwards, barack obama was born on the planet kodos. But my favorite favorite favorite one of this week, my favorite conspiracy theory, (that i heard someone who i once kinda respected repeat and now that respect has evaporated faster than my sweat on a 0% humidity day) is… (continue reading…)
